![]() ![]() ![]() She even went so far as to get rid of the Wizard, cutting him loose in a balloon heading for Kansas. And like the coldhearted killer she was, she stood by watching the witch writhe in agony. Then, in front of all the captains of the monkey army, she melted the witch. This would ensure she had witnesses, causing no one to doubt her supremacy. She executed her vindictive plan against the witch by drawing in the winged monkeys to the center of the tower. Once the Tin Man, Scarecrow, Lion and her sidekick Toto had the castle surrounded, Dorothy moved in for the kill. From that moment on, the Wicked Witch of the West was on Dorothy’s hit list. Especially some cheap floozy who picks her clothes from the leftover Halloween bins at Wal-Mart. No one threatens Dorothy Gale and gets away with it. “Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents, too!”ĭorothy didn’t take too kindly to those words. “Who killed the Witch of the East? Was it you?” “Who killed my sister?” the Wicked Witch of the West asked. When confronted by The Wicked Witch of the West, Dorothy looked her straight in the eye and lied. ![]() The most fearsome witch of the eastern hemisphere. “You should be ashamed of yourself!” She snapped, and she stared him down, she did. She walked right up to the snarling beast and smacked it across the mouth. How else could one explain the absolute fear that gripped the Tin Man and Scarecrow when The Lion showed up? Dorothy stood her ground, though. Okay, so she’s got a tough stomach, but is she strong? I would say so. Then with tears flooding her face, seen it slaughtered in the cool of the day. Like rabbits skinned, chickens defeathered, turkeys beheaded, and the family pig, which I don’t think its name was Wilbur, fattened up for months until it reached implosion weight. She’s probably seen things done to animals that’d make a billy goat puke. Not a small feat for a young girl, you know. In a zombie apocalypse, those are the women who I’d love to have fight alongside me.īut Dorothy Gale? Sweet little Dorothy? How could she ever take on the undead? Other than Wonder Woman, most, if not all, have thrown a knife or fired a gun, beaten the crap out of their enemy, or jettisoned them into space. If you’re a regular reader of my blog, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that I’ve dedicated a number of posts to some pretty violent female characters in movies. And I’m proud to feature her as part of this week’s Women Who Wow Wednesday. Who is she? She’s The Wizard of Oz’s Dorothy Gale, of course. She’s also the epitome of American moral values. She’s the cutest redhead anyone’s ever seen. ![]()
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